My niece
 

4 month ago i became uncle to this beautiful baby aliyah. Man i only see her every other weekend but it make me sad when she leave us to go to her home:(.

Baaaaabies! They are great.

I wonder what it's like to be an uncle, or a parent...

In cake.

Just keep that in mind when she starts to talk in complete sentences. Babies are wonderful as long as they eventually go home to someone else. Your niece is adorable.

I wonder if I'll ever have a baby... I've always wanted to be a mother of my own children. ^_^

Not true. They make great punting material.

Seriously, I like them a lot up until I've been alone with them for more than five days.

She doesn't like any human being under the height of four foot.

Probably carries around a sign that says "Must be this tall to be respected."

Close, it's printed on all of my clothing. No exceptions.

I once dated a girl of 4'10.
She drove me (liturally) crazy. I was ready to kill myself.

It's not too late, its never too late.

So this girl provided your final push into homosexuality?

No, Mdselctr did that.

/cheer Mdselctr

Unfortunately for Mdselctr, that was a joke. Hah! :o

In all jokes lie some form of truth.

Now, how exactly are you going to go around calling me gay without any actual support behind it? I demand a fair trial!

Fair trials are for adults with a yearly income of 1 billion.

They can feel it all overrrr~~~