Your GOD
 

Explain your GOD here. No name-calling or trolling in here, just be descriptive as possible and try to explain your beliefs or non-beliefs.

Not much too say. I think god is a woman with slight sadistic tendencies who has, for the most part, abandoned the earth to let us do as we please.

God is the greatest troll of all time! A fine example for the ones set on earth! He does not make "mistakes", he makes lulz! Born a man, but the soul a girl? Lulz, I say, Lulz! Can't tell if you're real or machine? Lolololol! Your struggle is lulzy!
The Archangels are all power rangers, fighting for justice!
Metatron was once a man, but was such an amazing Troll, God said "You shall be the second greatest." and so it was!

Current: Christian w/ lulz.

Previous: Goddes Trinity Cult.

The closest I've come to worshipping a god is Cthulhu. It has been Atheism since elementary school for me.

God?
I have come in contract with him. He has nice breath. He also told me the secret to making pink milk into an anti-venom.

I've never for one second believed in such a thing. Not even as a young child.

I'm my God! I believe that I am the godliest creature to be birthed into the ever expanding reality.

Oh! I think I just came across as vain. Pefect! Now give me negative rep damn you! (I've been trying since the rep was implemented to get to one symbol. Yet people have continued to add plus rep which makes it hard on me to get to this goal.)

I was an atheist when I was a child. Then I turned agnostic because atheists give a shit about how we came about. However, I, on the other hand, could care less.

My perspective, conscience, self-aware state of constantly observing phenomenon in this reality is my god.

Praise the Lode!!!
Lol. Seriously though, good point.

God damn it Skurai, you added plus rep. You didn't read the part where I was basically begging people to negative rep me.

:cut: <-- Skurai

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To everyone else, since Skurai shouldn't be able to give me anymore rep at the moment, if you negative rep me I'll positively rep you.

Gagagagaga!
I love it! He thinks I ignored it! :jump: beep.
I'll make sure to rep the next person that posts, so that I can rep you again!