Spiders and Birthday cakes.
 

I was drawing my friend a Birthday Cake, since her birthday was two days ago, and I didn't get her anything. I promissed it would start as a cake, but with a so much random stuff on it you couldn't tell it was a cake.
So, I got my mechanical penis and started drawing it, when I noticed a really big spider on the cealling. It was like, quarter sized.
I freaked out, and ran into the Kitchen ot get the bugspray, ran back it, and it was standing still. It looked more like a scorpion then a spider...
I sprayed and it fell down onto the paper, and I sprayed again, but I got the paper wet and smelly.
The spider ran away into my bedroom, and I chased it, spraying some more. Unfortunately, it got away. And now the cake was all well and smelled funny and was sticky, so I couldn't draw the cake...

And the spider is now in my bedroom, waiting to kill me...

This has been a very bad day... :(

Your mechanical penis?!

My God! My eyes are bleeding.

Pencil! I ment Pencil~ Dx

Nobody in their right mind would think that was an accident. Obviously it wasn't.

So, I'm sure most people on Zel WILL think it was a mistake. And it was... :o
Infact, prove that it wasn't, and I'll stop posting for... 2 days.

What the hell would you have to be thinking about to type "penis" instead of "pencil"?!

Umm.. well...
I they both start "pen---" and then have "i" in them... and.... "c" can sound like "s" if it has i infront of it, so I guess it's all pronouciation.
Sometimes if I say a word, I automatically say another word related too it, but not the situation. Like...

"In disgaea 2 Etna Flonne... err, Etna shows up and---"

I'm not sure if that was the exact sentence, but it was me talking about Etna, and for no reason throwing in Flonne....

pedophile

I'm sorry, but that makes absolutely no sense at olive.

Can we have it in English, please?

I was shocked at reading that.

Oh, and don't be a pussy. Kill the fucking spider with an object. You don't need spray. Fucking man up, pedofile.

http://www.saudicaves.com/mx/tarant/meli-w-2.jpg

It is a very bad day, yes. But spiders do not want to kill
pedophiles. They are one of the most benevolent creatures.
Spiders and other insects have a kind of psychology, a con-
sciousness. They would rather possess your mind than cause
harm. Right now there is a large home of a spider in this
room. Little spider friend.

Read it backwards, it's a secret message.

So... I should befriend the spiders? :confused:

They would rather crawl inside your ear as you sleep and take control of your mind.

And spawn off a sac of eggs to drop off in there as well.

OOooooh, I get it.

Eww... :o

So what'll it be? Spider brains all over the wall, or spiders for brains?

Actually, I kept him as a pet.
His name is The Call Me Jack.