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International House of Puke. Fucking worst food I have ever eaten, and plus it has made me puke for the past hour. It's an insult to my colon.

I love the place, maybe yours sucks.

I'm guessing it was the location. Lincoln, Nebraska. Service was terrible as well, but then again this is the middle of nowhere.

Ours sucks too.

Ours burned down last week.

Ours was referenced on Comedy Central's roast.

*edit no that was the Waffle House 3am shift. Nvm.

Woo hoo!

I worked as a cook for 2 weeks at IHOP when I was 17. I quit after I saw some of the other cooks cleaning their meth pipes with the flame from the grill and also they always dropped food and picked it back up and put it on the plate to serve.

"Ever go to IHOP? I don't know why they call it IHOP. When I leave there I don't ever feel like hopping. They should call it, "I barely move." "I need a wheelchair."

I'd much rather go to locally owned diners, anyway.

If girls with big tits work at hooters, where do girls with one leg work at?

Haw haw. Ihop, of course.