Zelaron Gaming Forum - Stoned wallabies make crop circles

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asi...ic/8118257.stm

The story itself is lulz-worthy, but some of the comments are better.

The basic gist of it: Wallabies get into poppy fields, eat the seeds, get high, and jump around in circles.

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Australian wallabies are eating opium poppies and creating crop circles as they hop around "as high as a kite", a government official has said.
Lara Giddings, the attorney general for the island state of Tasmania, said the kangaroo-like marsupials were getting into poppy fields grown for medicine.

And one of the comments for good measure:

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I saw a whole bunch of them dingos going mad in my corn field only last night. I'm not sure if they were high or not but I'm pretty sure they were. One of them had a ghettoblaster and they were listening to some kind of fast electronic music. Lock 'em up and throw away the key, that's what I say!
Roger, Melbourne