Fitness Team name ideas?
 

The place where I work, Meijer, is having a "Friendly Fitness Competition", which is corporate wide. A bunch of girls and I in our store started our own team of five, consisting of four fat white chicks and one skinny black girl. We have everything planned except for a team name, and we need some ideas.

So far, the only thing we have down as an idea is "Four Twinkies and a Swiss Roll", which could actually be considered racist, depending on how you look at it (It was the black girls idea, actually. She's fucking hilarious.)

Any suggestions?

Breast Team Ever.

I'm pretty sure management would shoot that down in an instant.

Let's see.

(Don't take any offense)

The Whales and their dingleberry.
Guess which one of us has AIDS?
Team Double-stuffed.
Four Girls one Thug.
If we lose, we can still cry racism.
She's not our coach.
Oreos with filling on the outside.
Yess'a massa.

Coyote Chubby
Americas Next Top Chode
Victorino's Secret

America Vs. Ethiopia

The only one of those I put up as a choice was Team Double-Stuffed.

Paper of Plastic, bitch?

Did you guys ever decide?

I think it may end up being "Team Roflmao"

Team Swine.

We decided against the "Plus-sized" team names, since one of us isn't even fat, and another one is just a lil' chubby around the belly.

In that case you could've went with Plan B or something.

Team Team