2008 Olympic Quotes
 

Top Quotes From the 2008 Olympics
Here are the top nine comments made by NBC sports commentators during the Summer Olympics:

1. Weightlifting commentator: 'This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing.'

2. Dressage commentator: 'This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother.'

3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: 'I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father.'

4. Boxing Analyst: 'Sure there have been injuries, and even some deaths in boxing, but none of them really that serious.'

5. Softball announcer: 'If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again.'

6. Basketball analyst: 'He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces.'

7. At the rowing medal ceremony: 'Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the IOC president is hugging the cox of the British crew.'

8. Soccer commentator: 'Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field.'

9. Tennis commentator: 'One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them... Oh my God, what have I just said?"

Taken from: ebaumsworld

that's pretty funny, where'd you find that?

does that help? ;)

Funny stuff.

oh.. my bad, lol, i didnt even see that. dont be a jerk about it :P

Slap the shit out of him :p. Those were some funny quotes.

Haha great stuff Kaz.

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ive gotta be honest, michael phelps is a great swimmer and all, but he has a seriously ugly face.. like for real.

i'd still fuck him

Mantra, you'd fuck anything with a shit covered hole. Pay for your college >: P.

That's an old one. A very old one. I wouldn't be surprised if there are a few in there that are old - it is ebaumsworld, after all.

I liked the last one about Andy's wife kissing his balls.