So, say someone has...
 

some blockage in their system - and leading laxatives dont do the trick. I heard JabaJuice has somesort of 'weedgrass' or 'wheatgrass' you can take and that is supposed to flush your system pretty good. Or perhaps i could tag a swig of straight prune juice.

Any in home remedies you guys found to work well?

slight disturbing but the average person should poo once maybe twice a day, given they are eating 3 full meals.

Im assuming once every week or so is bad.

You just crap once a week? Sounds like you might have swelling in your intestines. See a doctor.

ouch that dosent sound good

i had some ex-ray's taken and the doctor just told me to get some laxatives and it would take care of it, went and bought some exlax and it made me fart a couple of times. I have gained 30 pounds in like 3 months time. Its getting outta hand.

Get another opinion. The digestive system has a massive bloodflow to it. If your intenstines rupture you will run a good risk of bleeding to death. Just imho it's not worth risking and he seems to not have taken it seriously.

When the x-rays were taken she told me that it looked like i have an awful lot of stuhl in my belly (or wherever it subsides). What part appears to be not taken seriously? Perhaps they didnt take in account that it was alot more serious of a blockage then they thought or, what are you thinking.

What could cause the intestines to rupture?

Eat some really spicey food perhaps?

i said i would get you some prune juice, quit bein so dramatical :P

You can't really go to Jamba Juice for something like this. And I'd get a second opinion ASAP. That is REALLY bad for you and as WKFF said, it could have a possibility to rupture.

my father recommended i walk down to the circle k every morning and grab a coffee. He said walking will help move it about and the coffee he said has always helped him.

I called for a colonic but they have 1 service for $75. That is way outta my price range. They shouldnt charge so much for that - the water is pratically free, so i am paying for them to starilize a hose after i ram it up my rectum

....Eh, Mathmeticians work their problems out with a pencil..

I'd say scrounge up $75. That's pretty cheap in the world of medicine and doctors.

I wasn't really reading the comments as I went down. However, I would suggest eating some Taco Bell. Their food is like a liquid plumber for your system. It'll knock it out of ya in no time.

To add, I suggest getting more of the daily nutrients in your body daily. It's weird, but I'm a big guy, not huge, just a little fluffy. I eat very healthy though. You should also take the product with the catchphrase "From A to Zinc." (I've managed to let the name slip my mind, even though I take it daily.)

my mom suggested that i get the system flush then correctly stock my appartments pantry. Atm its full of soda - chips - oreo's and any other food you think a new home owner would eat

Try Activia, perhaps?

Or, as a completely unhelpful suggestion: Call Mantra and ask him to, er, "help" you out..

That's not a good idea. Someone suffering from what could be chronic constipation should NOT have anal sex.

Hahaahahhaa, yeah do what Jessifer said.

Yes, I know...I could not help myself, though.

Exercise can also get your metabolism going. You should consult a physician, because once every two-three days is not normal. Once every seven days means you have a severe rectal blockage and need treatment. You don't have any hemorhoids growing, do you?

the only thing i have in my knowledge to reference what exactly a hemroid is, is on ace ventura pet detective. Assuming a hemeroid is something growing from my ass im going to go ahead and say at this time, no... lol

Excersise is probably a key factor - im going to the military in < 5 months and i cant even do 10 pushups lol. Im going to start walking down to the corner store each morning to pick up a cup of coffee (dads suggestion). Im unemployed and all day sit on my ass on my computer or my couch i should really be heading down to the workout room and jog for a mile or so. Also jessifer's suggestion on activia was also 1 of my own. It does help to regulate yourself and is a very easy form of fiber to take down each night. Thanks guys for your suggestions - ill let you know how it works out for me.