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I'm going camping this weekend, leaving when I get off work today and probably won't be back till Monday. Maintain this bitch for me.

Beer, bud, my niggas, and the great outdoors.. just doesn't get any better.

Don't get eaten by a chupacabra.

Also watch out for Scuzzlebut with Patrick Duffy for a leg.

Have fun, man. My last camping trip was a blast...until a torrential downpour invaded my tent at 6am.

Watch out of the gnomes

You should eat mushrooms one night, the best time I have ever had mushrooms was in the wilderness.

No thanks. I don't eat shrooms. Too many fucked up experiences.

But have you ever done it in the wilderness?

You don't have a colosal cock like me.

Haha wtf? Random.

Don't get too fucked up off of six shots of Jager!

We already have 5 cases for tonight. I hope we don't run out.

Hah! I can down six shots of Jager an then drive to work for the day.

Fixed it! :D

lol or get a dui 1 minute into the drive

Sounds like a -great- idea.

Watch out for the gnomes

So this camping trip fucking sucked.

2.5 hours and 6 beers after I got there, DNR showed up and busted all of my friends. Super!

Edit: This is my 11,111 post.

I had that happen to me once during a camping trip. 12 of us there, the oldest was 18.

They just gave us breathalyzers, then took our beer away.

Never got into any trouble though. :D