My Funny for today
 

Well, here's my funny story of the day, just an exceprt of it.


I overhear the two girls next to me talking about money or something, so I spin around and see what's up, and they're like "Wtf, why would the put Mexico on our money? I mean i've seen the quarters with our states on 'em, but why New Mexico? Wtf"


I'm kinda baffled at this point, I was like "New Mexico, right?"

She's like yeah, it says NEW Mexico, wtf?






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I love my job.

How old are said girls, and what are their education levels?

The one with the quarter is like 39-ish? And the other is like 23-24 I think, pretty funny. And they made fun of me beacuse I'm sunburnt, rofl.

I could see it now. 'Where's the lemon and butter for this lobster over here?'

Tell them you have a surprise for them under your desk.

LOL! yeah it was funny too because she insisted on showing me the quarter like it wasn't real or something.

Had a co-worker ask me today what 6 x 6 was.

So I told her 66. Dumb bitch.

Joke's on us. These morons can vote.

Well yeah one is a McCain supporter, great, the other doesn't vote.

lol these storyies are great i love dumb people they make me laugh so much
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I was born there! It deserves to be on a quarter.

I'm sure i'll have another by tomorrow..

Wow.. that's just sad. Where do you work again?

I work for a hospital group in Jacksonville, pretty prominent around here.

Update: The second "coworker" just came walked by and sat down and was complaining of her hand hurting..

So I was like like uh, okay, what's wrong.

She goes on to tell me that her hand itches, so i'm like uh alright.



She then asks me "Hey, doesn't it mean your going to get MONEY if your hand itches?"

I'm like I doubt it, unless you just got a raise, or your paycheck has hit your hand I doubt it, it probably just means your hand itches (being a smartass).. and she then goes on to tell me OH NO OH NO, it really does. She then asks Co-worker #1 (the one with the quarter earlier on) and she agrees with her and says she's heard the same thing, which makes me want to turn my music up even more, then goes on to say it's only if your left hand itches, if your right hand itches then later in the day you're going to shake the hand of a stranger.





...Jesus christ, it's like living/walking/talking/breathing chain e-mails I work with.



What makes the story even worse is how genuine they are about it, like they actually believe this crap. The same people that send hundreds of chain e-mails that say at the bottom IF U DUNT SEND THES TOO 8 PPLZ IN 5 MENETS U RNT GONA FIND LUV EVR

Blah. It's almost time to go. Atleast they give me a good chuckle.

Go in tomorrow and present to them, with a deadly serious face, one of those daft chain mails, ending with "if you don't spread it around and tell another twenty people" something bad will happen.

I wonder if they'll fall for it.

For some reason I found this hilarious

it scares me that there are people in this world that are that stupid

eL Oh eL

This is my short funny for today.


Coworker #2 comes back from the break room with a diet coke, cracks it open and drinks a bit. Co-worker #1 gasps, and says to co-worker #2 "Omg! didn't you know that drinking diet coke makes your hair fall out!" - being totally serious while saying this. Co-worker #1 then goes on to try and expalin it, as #2 doesn't believe it, she goes and asks #2's source, which is #3 the new one who confirms the story.

I really have never heard of this myth but it cracks me up.

You work with some interesting/stupid ass people.

Honestly. I mean one of 'em is around 40 years old now, I remember her talking about her birthday coming up and being 39 for the next few years. And the other is my age, well a bit older she's like 24-ish, still fun to have though, always nice to have a good chuckle.