Funny Story
 

So last night was a good friends 21st birthday. Her roommates where having a party at around 10, so i decided that i would pregame at my house with my roommates then stummble over there. Once i arrived, probably around 11, i found out that they hired a stripper to come. Thank god i missed that right? Well, the stripper ended up staying to party with the house and immediately took a liking to me for some unknown reason. I could not walk away from him without him asking where i was going. Well, around 12, we were heading to the bar, but i didnt want to go with the group for obvious reasons, so i left a bit before them. I arrive to the bar and start hanging with friends and this chick i have been hooking up with, when all of a sudden, the stripper comes in and starts yelling at me in front of the entire bar. Apparently, i hurt our friendship because i left and he was unwilling to forgive me. Im pretty sure that i was the most confused one there, but the bar breaks out into laughter. THe guy gets so embarrased, he leaves to go home. I leave the bar not to much after with my hookup and i see the guy being put into cuffs for trying to drive, probably because he was drinking.

So the point of the story is, dont go to parties where strippers will be, unless they are of the female gender.

Wooo, dude. Had to of been gay right? I mean whats he thinking, I just got naked in front all this guys g/f's and now I'll put some clothes on try and hit on this cute college guy?

Awww, that's adorable! You could have at least chatted him up a bit, asked him what taking it up the ass is like.

Sounds like an enchanted evening, you should call him imo.

Wait wait...

Did Kaneda just call Gruesome cute?

That's fine, cuz that's okay.

Well, not really. He was musing as to what the stripper's thoughts might have been.

Gruesome IS cute...and he's a great kisser too *wink* *wink*.

I'm sure he is....

kaos out of left field!!

Are you going to take his virginity?

Ouch!!! Thats all i can say