Holy Shit
 

I kid you not, I just farted for ~15 seconds straight. By far the longest fart I've ever managed. Not only that, but it's a very STRANGE smelling fart. It's kinda an even mixture of skunk and arm-pits. Strange smell for a fart.

One day, my farts smelled like straight up blueberries. Exactly like blueberries, and I didn't even eat any.

You should have went around town spreading happiness with your farts.

Feeling down?

No problem! Here's a scent of fresh blueberries to brighten up your day!

This thread is now about fart jokes.

Pull my finger.

PICTURE TIME

This is Thanatos spreading joy.

Nobody can feel down after a nice, fresh blueberry fart!

I wish mine smelt like skittles.

Skittles are made from unicorn shit.

Unicorns don't exist.

Then neither would skittles.

Obviously, since skittles DO exist, so do unicorns.

Interesting. Well since rainbows exist, then pots of gold and leprechauns do as well.

Didn't you watch Soutpark wednesday night?

I was going to, but got distracted by my SNES.