Sick
 

I have a massive ear infection and can barely hear out of both my right and left ears. So what should i do to pass the time?

Listen to music.

Go see a movie.

Learn to walk on your hands.

Sleep or read.

No-one can get enough sleep, and books are great to make you forget about things.

Jackoff and play video games.

I was going to go with Lenny's idea, but yours sounds terrific, no pun intended

You can also do what I do, smoke pot. It makes you amused, but if you're having any sort of lung sickness, just eat brownies. Ha.

I cant smoke, im getting drug tested for job interviews so im off weed for a while. That is, i havent smoked since Jan last year so i guess im not into that kinda thing

I once had a massive inflamation that appeared out of nowhere near my eye once. It took a month to go down....

Never had any bad ear infections though.

I used to get ear infections all of the time, they sucked.

Is your sense of balance still with you? Don't go vertigo on us...