Morning Wood
 

Sucks ass. When I want to piss after I wake up, I want to piss. Not have my dick tell me 'Wait a second'...

Lmao. I had midnight wood last night. I was trying to sleep and the fucker wouldn't stop throbbing. WTF. Leave me alone so I can sleep.

You can piss with wood, it's just tricky as hell.

hahahahaha, So glad I don't have that problem :P

I'd rather have morning wood than PMS.

Right about now I start having AWFUL cramps...but b4 i had the baby i hardly had any pain. I'm pretty much constantly a bitch tho ;). I'm pretty easy going, if I have everything I need done...done. lol.

Glad we got that settled!! :grin:

i just lean forward

Dude, it's hard. I don't wanna be pissing a fountain and trying to aim. I just woke up!

Just smack the shit out of it...

haha, kaneda is messy sometimes:(

Wow, that's just an odd fact. You're one post away from the devil's number!

And you're one post away from officially being retarded.

Your right, i need to make 2 really fast lol.
I missed my 420 post though. :(

^ Is your 666th post !!

GONE!
muaahhhaaaha

STFU N00B!



666 was my offering envelope number at my old church.

I wake up with morning wood every goddamn day and it's absolutely annoying given my morning routine of wake up, go to the bathroom, watch a little TV, then check my forums, etc. I have to wait a half hour just to go to the bathroom. :<

I'm telling you guys, just smack the shit out of it and it'll die in seconds.

I'd rather not.