I choose you! Magikarp!
 

Use a splash attack!

http://houyokusen.com/tmp/377178_pokemon.swf

How long does that go on for?!

I swear, once this has finished, I'm going to have to hunt you down and make you eat that bloody Magikarp!

lololol

I watche dfor 1 minute before getting very annoyed. heh.

Magikarp was horrible.

It goes on forever. It just picks random scenes to use, so it doesn't really loop. It's it great?

After an hour it gave me a headache so I had to turn it off. :(

Gyarados had hyper beam ( i think ) though.

All magikarp could do was soak up xp for quite a long time.

Yeah, Gyarados was cool beans, but getting Magikarp there was retarded. I don't think Magikarp even had any offensive abilities.

He got slam and something else at higher levels, but he evolved to Gyarados. USE SPLASH ATTACK!

after about 3 days of watching that without bathroom breaks, i must say it sucks because it didn't empty my bladder and colon for me

Didn't Magikard evolve into like a huge dragon that raped everything?

You gonna take that magikarp? USE SPLASH!
Magikarp, I believe in you! Splash attack now!

Magikarp evolves into Gyarados which rapes, yes.