Spider lodges self into boys ear
 

That was on the local news here this morning. Why the hell is it such a big deal. Is there really such a lack of real news that they have to report about some kid getting spiders in his ear? WTF?

Slow news day.

As Volls already said: slow news day. And it's creepy.

Perhaps he will be spiderman?

Kinda funny, I spent 10 minutes searching for a spider last night after one crawled on Abby while she was trying to sleep, but failed to find it.

I'll have to show her this story, she'll probably be unable to sleep. :P

Sounds healthy. Spider supplement.

Yeah, I gotta show this to Laqueefa. She hates crawling insects. She had owls trying to make a nest in her asshole one time. She hates them too :(.

True story. Wait a week while I upload the vid on Youtube using special 28k internet skills. Brb.

Or she may have swallowed it, since people apparently DO swallow spiders in their sleep.

"Is your ear feeling ok, because...."

Buy some fake spiders XD

No, she knocked it onto the floor, she saw it. What's hilarious is she saw it hours before on her desk, and I told her to smash it or it'd come back to mess with her again.

I didn't point that out while she freaked out though. :P

Sorry, I rather enjoy sleeping in bed, our couch is small.