I have a good g/f story for you guys.
 

I dated this chick for 5 months. Rachel was her name I met her through a friend of mine at a bar piss ass drunk, she came over and pretty much didn't leave for 3 out of those 5 months. Towards the end of the relationship I knew something fishy was going on. She ended up starting to say how she thought we should take a break and shit and I was like fuck that, we aren't taking a break, if that's what you want to do we are breaking up. Then she goes and has sex with 2 co-workers of mine and then goes to HR cause we worked together at best buy, I had been there for a year and a half and 2 days before she got hired we began dating. She tells HR that she feels uncomfortable with me in the work place, so I get moved to another department and take a $4 paycut. What a fuckin bitch, to end the story I now work at AT&T making over triple what that cunt makes.

I don't date people I work with for that reason. Glad it worked out in your favor though.

I know I got real lucky. I know better now, trust me. That lesson is now engrained in my brain, to never date a co-worker.

Well, at least it was a learning experience....and I take it you got some ass :P. hahahahah

Getting ass is always a good thing.

Yes, that I did, she had a smokin' body, she used to surf here in Daytona Beach. Too bad she's a shitty slut now though. My friend saw her at some bar and she was saying how she can manipulate any guy to have sex with her... I don't know a single guy that would not have sex with her, so it's not really manipulation lol.

There's not manipulation to it. It's just instinct.

There's always a game to play though.

A game of screwing people over?

Yes, real nice, indeed.

No, of interesting the opposite sex. sorry if i was unclear about that one.

For most guys, if you become an asshole you get all the ladies

Only because the ladies want to be the reason an asshole is nice. its really fucked up.

The reason an asshole is nice? Heh.

yea, "since we met he's been sooo great to me, I dont know why he was an asshole to you...". its bs really

Girls always go for the asshole. It's annoying.

Yeah, I hate when I'm having sex and a chick tries to slip me the finger.

ewww. ugh!!!!!!!!!

That ever happen to you?

alright, well...I've got to get back to work. ttys :P

That's fucking nasty.

Girls love jerks.

D3v must be a pimp.