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Well people after long years of boring jobs, i got a job i like very much. First of next month i will be slaughtering cow for a meat company. Easy jobs and easy money. They hard part i have to slaughter about 1000 or 2000 cow a day. Well next month it will be fun month for me.

Have fun, I get to work in a lab and make more than you.

I would've thought murder was automated by now

I hope you step in cow shit and then fall into a vat of pigs.

Good luck!

Do they give you your own set of knives? I was watching this show about murders and this one woman brought hers home and put them on the wall across from where she slept.

King Lionitus could probably kill 6,000 cows a day. 1,000 or 2,000? Hah!

Or you could take most of them out at once with a nicely placed plasma gernade.

Burnt meat..... nty.

I hope you fall in love with a women. No we use maching to make they cow still and get a huge knife and we cut their throat is easy stuff.

Now why can they not just add a little arm on to the machine with a knife? Even better, make it remote controlled.

Is it a good wage?