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zonalon 2007-02-02 11:35 AM

Happy African-American History Month!
 
I am so excited to parade through the street, celebrating the successes of African-Americans (rap music, peanut butter, and affirmative action). Unfortunately, I may not be able to do this, because February is the shortest and coldest month of Winter of the entire year. Isn't that racist of Mother Nature that on Black History Month (February) it usually snows white? And ignant ol' whitey put Black Histarah Monf on da shohess monf of da yurr.. man, he be all racial n shih!

However, we all know that this month has been purposefully chosen by a certain group that begins with a letter J, for February is the easiest month to brainwash White children, as it is the month of the Super Bowl (football is a brainwashing sport in itself that tries to teach that the rowdiness of other races other than White are acceptable; thankfully, the White referees are trying to crack down on this jungle behavior), and children will easily accept anything when they are excited about something. Jews, in fact, are very cunning beings.

So what are yall gonna do to celebrate? Eat some fuhh-ried cheeken and watamellyan and conebread?

Lenny 2007-02-02 11:38 AM

I've soooooooooooo missed you!! *huggles*

Eugh... infected. :(

You know, it was just over a year ago that you joined - 26th Jan.

Demosthenes 2007-02-02 02:59 PM

Does that make it 15% yet?

And for the purpose of this thread, black history month is absolutely justified. Why? Because we deserve it. Not because of hundreds of years of opression, but because we're better than you. Plain and simple. When you catch up, you can get your own damn month.

Thanatos 2007-02-02 05:43 PM

ZONALON IS BACK! YESSSSSSSSS.

I didn't realize football was just for brainwashing! Thank you, sir! May I have another?

Sovereign 2007-02-03 12:03 AM

I've beaten the grasps of football! THANK YOU

Mantralord 2007-02-03 05:49 AM

i agree with zonalon, and super bowl season is just another ploy by our zionist government to rationalize the importation of tons of illegal immigrants. why is this so? during superbowl, americans buy TORTILLA CHIPS and SALSA, two wetback snacks popularized by JEWS to brainwash america into accepting mexicans because their food is good, in spite of the fact that mexicans have never invented anything besides straw hats and that tortilla chip was actually invented by JEWS. just another ploy by our ZOG to dillute the white race while the almighty intelligent JEW with his chinese math slaves rules over us while CAPTAIN JEW sits back and eats HIS tortilla chips and HIS salsa

Lenny 2007-02-03 07:37 AM

Bloody pagans... all in favour of enslaving them say "aye!".

zonalon 2007-02-03 11:47 AM

Hm, where to start...


First, I will discuss one of the roots of a football dome, and why it is a generally White invention/building. As you may know, Historical Romans were undoubtedly some of the greatest White people in history. They may not have had the whitest skin, but, White people are categorized as having these qualities: great intelligence, willingness to succeed, and a bad attitude towards inferior tendencies. If you notice a person who has white skin, but does not have these qualities, that person is not a White person.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Colosseum

A dome is another particularly White invention.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dome

It took many great White mathematicians/architects to figure out the exact way these wonderful buildings would be put together, and usually the more physical beings in the world did that part; however, that is only a small feat when looking at the greater picture. That is how a football dome came to be. Considering how many thousands of years ago the dome was created and its uses now, it is crazy that the White race does not have a time to recognize its successes. You may be thinking, "Well, White History is all year long." Well, A ZOG teacher usually downplays the successes of the White man.

Your typical ZOG-owned school will always teach you that the White man did not accomplish anything because of his great intelligence, willingness to succeed, and bad attitude towards inferior tendencies, but because of some outside interference by another race. I will admit right now that no race is downright inferior, but some races just need to have a bad attitude towards inferior tendencies, because otherwise things will get hectic.

Your ZOG teacher will never say Benjamin Franklin was a great White inventor, just an inventor. But she will say that the creator of peanut butter was a great Black inventor (and let it be known that peanut butter has sickened and killed many White Americans, as it is a highly poisonous food and only a person who wanted to injure would invent such a toxin). Many of the foods that the other races eat are actually highly toxic, like soybeans (Asians), tomatoes (Mexicans), potatoes (Indians), peanuts (Africans-Americans), etc. and while they might have evolved to digest these toxins, Whites have not. I just thought I'd brought that up. Also, it was a Jew who recommended that the Roman pipes be made of lead, and this led to the downfall of the Roman Empire.

White History is long and beautiful, and it would take over likely 6,000 years to cover all of it, and that is why there is no "White History Month."

Lenny 2007-02-03 12:17 PM

You're a complete idiot... but we love you so!

Though I must say, you're wrong with a couple of facts - tomatoes and potatoes originated in Peru and Chile, where they both grew like a weed. Not Mexico and India.

Jews? Leading to the downfall of the Roman Empire? Permit me to laugh. You've obviously been brought up believing your own version of history, rather than that which is taught to the rest of the world.

Demosthenes 2007-02-03 01:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by zonalon
First, I will discuss one of the roots of a football dome, and why it is a generally White invention/building. As you may know, Historical Romans were undoubtedly some of the greatest White people in history. They may not have had the whitest skin, but, White people are categorized as having these qualities: great intelligence, willingness to succeed, and a bad attitude towards inferior tendencies. If you notice a person who has white skin, but does not have these qualities, that person is not a White person.

OHHH. Thank you for redefining that word, I understand your hatred for blacks now. So, how goes it, blackey?

Mantralord 2007-02-03 07:01 PM

I like how he used to say that all non-whites are inherently inferior, but now that he's getting older and finding out that the world doesn't work that way, he tries to rationalize it by saying that "white" is just an attitude.

KagomJack 2007-02-03 11:38 PM

Zonalon! Get back in your cage, you filthy slut! I'm not done disciplining you yet. We still have the cat-'o-9-tails waiting!

Dar_Win 2007-02-05 04:27 PM

Lol, haven't changed one bit have you?


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