Happy Birthday Chruser.
 

I got you a Swedish made penis enlarger. You just have to pick it up at the factory down the street from you.

I bought you a cane and some cabbage soup.

YOu'll need it in your old age.

Happy birthday

HAppy Birthday, I got you...nothing, not even a witty joke.

Happy birthday, loser.

21, what a great age. In America at least....

It's a great age everywhere!

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Happy Birthday Chruser! May it be filled with fun and Swedish things.

pros: birthdya
cons: neweg
other thots: roczz!!

happy birth day

i bought you a :Dummies guide to emo ass kicking" enjoy it XD

OMG! I missed Chruser's birthday! :(

*cuts self with Razr phone*

I got you a straight jacket, because I'm NonGayMan.

you can cut your self with a razor phone?

Its quite the trend.

Happy Birthday. :D

.....weird i never tried that on my emo days XD(1-2 years)

Maybe you should have.

Words of wisdom right here.

Thanks guys! I've been busy lately, hence my late response. I worked for 12 hours on my birthday, doing the main thing I'm interested in these days (painting). Is anyone up for a real-life Zelaron meeting on one of the next anniversaries?

We should all meet up in like... New York or something. I'd go.

No way, man. These guys are creepy as hell.

I'd be scared Kyeruu might show up in drag or something.

You're one to talk..