Motherfucking Jesus
 

Since when have you been a puppet?!

That was...odd.

You called!?

I saw the thread tittle and came as quickly as I cou........ Oh, it's just my black impostor.


Forget him.

My birthday is coming up in a few days, hope everyone got me something!!!!



.+**+.Jesus.+**+.

My birthdays tommorow.

Cough up, bitches.

You want us to cough on you? Sure thing!

I think he wants our penises to cough up on his girly face

Hahaha.

Clearly the video shows that Jesus was, in fact, black.

I would've liked a "Happy Birthday" but I guess that works too.:cut:

Awwww.

How about a Happy Birthday cake filled with guys all waiting with "penises to cough up on his girly face"?

Best of both worlds.

My cake is filled with ice cream, so I'll be on the lookout for men in my slice.

I dunno how I fit that burger down so fast. Must've weighed 5 pounds and took me around 7 minutes. Hard to stuff anything in my "girly face".