Kaneda is a daddy now
 

He wanted me to let everyone know that as of earlier today, he is the dad of a baby girl.


If it's true, I congratulate him!

Congrats to him.

I guess you really can get anything at walmart.

Congrats for him. Tell him he should come and post it himself next time. Ass.

Awww, how sweet!

Congrats Kaneda!

What's her name?

OMG! Congrats dude :o

I LO9Led at that.

Congrats Kaneda!

Ha...the Walmart girl had her tubes tied. Atleast thats what she told me.

Thx guys. I tell you I was so nervous but when she finally went into labor it just turned to exictement. She's a beautiful girl named Austyn Faye. 7lbs 3ozs, 19 1/4 inches long. Has anyone here seen a birth before? MAN! That shit is INTENSE. Library times about to expire so I gotta make my trips short. Ttyl.

Don't you hav your own internet con?


Did you get to cut the umbilical cord?

Well, congrats man.

Hopefully you do the right thing and keep her 1st in your life, always.

I've seen births. It's intense, freaky, and stomach turning. But afterwards it's all "OMG! Baby! Kyooooot!"

did you proceed to convert the child to homosexuality, pervert?

But of course. Us fags are out to convert all the world's children, after all.

i hear ya brah

No I've got an internet connection just no computer. Such is the scorn of a women. No I didn't cut the cord cause it was wrapped around her neck when her head popped out. I don't think I would have anyways.

Cord wrapped around the neck is a very frightening experience.

I remember the first time I had an umbilical cord rapped around my neck ...those were the days. None of this pussy computer business back then. Yes, indeed.

Oneof the more erotic moments in your life I take it?

Erotic?!

Well... whatever floats your boat, I suppose.

Hey, Kaneda, congragulations man. As for erotic...