The "I'm Drunk" Thread
 

Alright, I'm attempting to start a completely trahsde thread in which you can only post if you are commenting comically on someone's condition, or you are eally fucking trashed. I have had 14 shot of Roan Diasasz rum, 4 sahot of tequila, and 2 icehouse lights for supper tonite. I'm really drunk rgith now, and my buddy akriastas found a free open bar at a weeding and he was really fucking trashed and stopped by hear. Anyways, I dunno, I'll talk to you later I'm aobut to puke and Im taling to my girl~ Good ngith!!

STICK PLEASYE~!

I like your style.

When I'm drunk, I don't get on the internet, though. I have more important things to do.. like banging hot chicks and drinking more. HOOHAH.

My parents grounded me because they caught me coming home drunk at 4am on saturday morning...

This thread should be stickied and you shouldn't be allowed to post outside of this thread when you are drunk. I've gotten kind of sick of HoH saying "ofmg im so durnk" and all of that lame shit.

in less then a week ' Operation Alcohol Poisoning / Stomach Pump ' starts for me and the hundreds of other people coming back who have been with me a year in Iraq.

eh, i did that once 2 weeks ago...not fun.

Ban him!

Faggots!

Would you want that I say that I'm baked all the time? I have been stoned for the past 5 weeks, and I rarely mention it. Honestly, !K_A!, back the fuck off. If I'm gonna be drunk and high on these forums, fuck the fuck off!

lawl. Drunken anger, engage!

Mildly sober anger. People that rain on my parade piss me off.

Raining on parades pisses everyone off. All the poor floats, turned to pulp, the little dancing girls soaked... and the toffee apple seller, selling no toffee apples.

What the fuck are you talking about? Stop acting like we're all British.

Banned.

where is the "I'm high forum?"

Well, let's just say I hung out with Ron Diaz and his friend Captain Morgan tonite....

On a Wednesday night? You have school in the morning, mister!

School is much more fun when someone is drunk. Especially if they're trying to play Pool. Or some of the wackos at the back of the common room have their shouty-screamy music on. :)

My first 4 classes aren't too difficult, and besides, being hungover at school is a unique experience.

Like being high at school probably. I was scared shitless when I first went to school high, because not until I got there did I realize the kind of trouble I could get into. But then I did it multiple times after that, it became a pretty fun thing to do. My first class most days was chemistry with the whackiest teacher ever(she was probably a stoner herself.)