Find This For Me
 

It's a video of Harvard Class Day speeches. I think it's from 2002 or 2003 maybe, but I could be wrong. It's not the 2006 one with Seth McFarlane. I can't remember the names of anybody, nor do I remember a celebrity, but I can quote or paraphrase some bits of the speeches.

I remember my freshman advisor saying, Colin, Harvard is like a bubble.. wait, why are you drinking a beer? Because this is college... And it was college. And now it's over.

I've learned some valuable things in college. Like liquor before beer: have no fear. beer before liquor: also great.

Nevermind. Found it! Check out just over 1 hour and 13 minutes in for a hilarious speech. http://video2.harvard.edu:8080/ramge...2004Archive.rm

There's some other good stuff in there too if you've got the patience for it.