Chuck Norris (what that man can do!!)
He can UNSCRAMBLE eggs
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Completely wrong forum.
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I'll let it slide cause the username describes it all.
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i know i just got bored... sorry hehe
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Chuck Norris isn't hung like a horse, horses are hung like Chuck Norris.
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lol. Cats are kind of freaky looking on the second thought.
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Chuck Norris once killed 5 people in less than a second, then replied,"When Chuck Norris doesn't whant girl scout cookies,he just doesn't whant girl scout cookies."
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I wish I were Chuck Norris... Now That'd be sweet.
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Chuck Norris can post less than 10 characters on Zelaron. |
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damn apparently im not chuck norris.. :( |
Yeah.
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i am chuck norris, therefore i am GOD
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u cannot be chuck norris b/c chucknorris is god and god is zelaron and chuck norris does not post on zelaron b/c he pownz it...therefore none of this made ne sense and i just wasted ur time and mine typing this for u to read...so therefore u must not be chuck norris cause he would have known this was just a waste of time to read...
chuck norris can make peanuts out of peanut butter |
I'm pretty sure we've had this conversation before. :confused:
But, ah well. ---------- Jesus walks on water, Chuck Norris walks on Jesus. |
Chuck Norris has a night light, but not because he is afraid of the dark but because the dark is afraid of him.
Chuck Norris doesn't get wet, water gets Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris' round house kicks are so powerful, you can see them from space. Chuck Norris once decided to sell his DNA so he pissed in a can and called it red bull. If you hit Chuck Norris, time and space would collapse because if Chuck Norris was hit, it means nothing ever existed. Thus Chuck Norris can never be hit. Moses didn't make the red sea part, Chuck Norris was just standing in the background. And im done for now.... |
chuck norris is kinda out now
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And the Pensgter is in!!
They say that The Pengster died yeasr ago, it's just that Death is too scared to tell him. The most effective form of suicide known to man is to type "The Pengster" into Google and hit 'I'm Feeling Lucky'. George W. Bush is actually a very good public speaker. He just does so badly because he knows that somewhere, The Pengster is watching. |
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