I have a problem
I want... milk. Here's the situation. I want milk. The milk is in the fridge.
I am not in the fridge. I am in my room. The fridge is not in my room. Thus, I have a PARADOX OF PARADOXICAL PROPORTIONS. Could I potentially suck the milk through the wall into my glass? Of course not, that would be non-pasteurized. I need backup. Who can get the milk from the fridge? Or a cow. |
Well there's some cows in the field over yonder.
I suppose I could go a cow-hustling, fly 'em over the pond, and train them to seek you out whenever you have a craving for milk. I'll need to train the milking maids too. |
Where's Dave Chappelle when you need some milk delivered .?.?
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HAHAHAHA. "Mornin Niggars!" |
lol. That was a funny sketch, for sure.
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Maybe if you'd quite chugging milk you wouldn't be so fat, fatty.
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I drink milk all the time
it's skim milk but thats not the point i didnt know milk makes you fat |
Get a minifridge.
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Fat. Just tooo fat.
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you fat too buddy |
Milk doesn't, drinking tons of it and not doing anything well. Just as drinking milk/soft drinks/tea etc. leaves you more prone to getting kidney stones (if you don't drink a good ammount of water too.)
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i think a certain grav is too lazy to get the milk or just bored enough to write this post.
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I've got a glass like that...
Settee, Footy match on the TV in the corner, and a Minifridge full of milk. A man's best friends. :) |
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And the only cure is MORE COWBELL!
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Haha. You must have been super stoned to come up with that.
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You could get a cooler full of dry ice and store the milk in that for later.
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How about a cooler full of ice milk cubes?
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