MP3 player breast implants:
 

http://www.dailytimes.com.pk/default...-10-2005_pg9_5
lmao what will they think of next

i want mine in my ass playing "it's raining men" in a loop

Oh my god roll on the floor laughing

I want a pair!!

Is that BT as in "British Telecom"?

http://www.bt.com/sphere/insights/pearson/

That's Ian Pearson's page on the BT site:

Crazy Brit... :weird:

USB nipples...?

Nah man I would put a new video card in her breast... so her image quality improves ;)

So whenever you want to upload to your computer or download to the USB you'd have be bent down to the computer the whole time...the back pains would be terrible!

How about a sound card and volume control? When she praises you've got amazing sound quality and as loud as you want...and when she's back seat driving, well, speaks for itself.

Nipples = volume control. Twist accordingly.

i say add some surround sound to her ass...upgrade to best sound card....max out the graphics card...hook up a cable modem to the bitch...add a flat screen plasma tv to her ass....and put ur xbox on the floor and play some fuckin halo 2 and when ur done fuck her till she cries for more halo 2....haha....than maybe stick ur keyboard and mouse connections into her asshole and play some GW or WoW and starcraft....hows that sound??

my badd put the plasma screen in her stomach....ass is almost full ...haha

Yes that would be cool, most nipples today are 1 way only. Rarely does someone lower his/her volume when you start twisting their nipples.

"Like I was saying, you put the ketchup on the chips and GET OFF MY NIPPLES YOU PERVERTED LITTLE FREAK! ARGH!"

Talking about volume, and chips, put a chip in someones voice box and use a remote to mute 'em.

Sor'ed.