DeLong's Intervention
 

We need to come together as a clan, and help DeLong. PFC Jason DeLong has an addiction. It's not an addiction to alcohol, and we're not here to discuss his smoking habit. He doesn't have an addiction to any drugs in fact, and he rarely gambles. No, what PFC DeLong is addicted to is something much worse. Something that doesn't even appear to be an addiction at first glance, until you realize the ugly consequences it curtails.

PFC DeLong is addicted to Guild Wars. For those of you who don't know about Guild Wars is, it's a low-rate RPG that has practically consumed his life(and HALO 2 playing time). Today, the clan needs to come together and ask PFC DeLong to recognize his addiction, as recognition is the first step to the healing process.

I'm not addicted... no just because I play it right after PT, during lunch, and after work... and why arnt you working right now?

Denial.

Yea it sounds like he needs help. We are here for u buddy. After u realize that u are addicted, then we can work on step two which is time with the clan on Halo 2. We can be ur support group.

I knew there was a good reason he wasn't playing Halo anymore. Down with Guild Wars!!

Yes, Lets destroy the evil monster.

DeLong, get your ass back into Halo. We miss you.

This could involve us going overseas to solve this problem.

im not payinfbf got an overseads plane ticetks

What? You idiot.

shut tah fuck yp, nbiyvyvh, im druink

hahahahaha i love this kid when hes drunk cause then his intelligence level def drops below mine. But we need to get Delong back on and playing. But what can we do here in the states. We all have to come up with some ideas for this

He must've gotten far more drunk than he was when i left him.

Does Steve even play anymore?

He moved his xbox to the garage which his new hangout because he has become a burnout over night. So now he sits over there and plays need for speed underground 2 high and then falls asleep. I have seen very little of him lately.

He's a certified stoner now, lol! What a loser, I mean..

i think we all need to get on halo and have a custom game to do this support group!!! ill create the support group custom game ... and yes harris (gayass) has become a gayass stoner

Well, if we get on Halo, it will do no good because we need DeLong to get on Halo too!!! And if he does, then what is the point of the intervention!?!? Think these things through Glory! Use that brain!

u dont want me to use my brain.... i stopped using that in grade school.

Apparently you stopped using the shift key in grade school too.. :(