Four royal flush 9 four of a kind PSS
 

teh poopy royal flushx4 WTS 9 four of a kind PSS

Go fish, do you have a three?

No, suck my dick.

In for dick sucking.

Perfect timing!

Bukkake!

Buh?!

Life is like a box of chocolates. You think you're having a good day, getting caramel after caramel after caramel...and then you get a orange cup...

Go fish. What about a king?

I'm a Queen.

Good day ma'am.

Why are people so lazy?? Why can they not say the d in madam?? It's not that difficult...

Because "madam" is french. And the french suck.

True...arrogant bastards.

I don't know why they hate us Brits so much...all we did was paste them in some major battles, and destroyed their Emperors chances of ruling Europe twice...silly buggers.

The french are ruining canada.\

<_>

That's because they're French. They don't want to ruin their own country so they're going to ruin a different country that they just so happen to have a foothold in. Typical French behaviour.

Got any two's?

I just remembered what inspired this thread. A 52 card deck consists of 4 royal flushes and 9 four-of-a-kinds.

Edit:

WOOPS. I was wrong. There are only 8 four-of-a-kinds. I blame the alcohol.

I once got a pack of cards on a flight to Switzerland that only had 32 cards in it...it was weird...

What?? What cards were missing?

I can't remember...all I can remember is that it was a Swiss Air flight from Zurich to Athens and we got a free pack of cards to play with on the flight. It only had 32 cards. I've still got it somewhere...under all the rubbish I've accumulated in past years.

Weirdness. I'm just gonna go over here and puke shards of my own pelvis into this bush.