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Ok i was just alerted... (A while ago) about Sanka, through GravitonSurge.... What i see is a huge government conspiercy to COVER up this wierd god-like figure. In fact even google removed him because he was too intimidating.

Grav found the only known picture of him WHICH is attached to the bottem of this post. DO NOT LOOK AT SANKA NOW OR U WILL BLIND UR RETNAS! U GOTTA READ THIS OR U WILL GO BLIND! SANKA WILL BE ANGRY... If you read it RIGHt he will be smiling if not he will be ANGERED if u anger sanka he will HUNT U down! WATCH

Now, unless you have 30/30 vision you cannot fully SEE sanka nor can this monitor fully display his powers. He IS real and DOES walk around. He is not from the space u think of, he lives in a universe that is microscopic that we are not yet able to see! he used a BIG BIG beam on himself to get big and come here, he is now building a BIG BIG BIG beam to goto the next world BIGGER then this one. He is on an epic journy through space and time.

Now, the koreans are somehow thinking sanka is THERES because SANKA is a korean word (or japenese or chinese) anyway, they made this nice cartoon of sanka see if u can catch up, ill try to describe the slides.

http://www.jin.ne.jp/proton/image/atopi.gif Happy girl

http://www.jin.ne.jp/proton/image/yoi.gif Take your pills on time or DIE OF HEART FAILURE

http://www.jin.ne.jp/proton/image/hada.gif girls must only wear towels

http://www.jin.ne.jp/proton/image/kaizen2.gif make sure toilet paper is cleaned and tidyed off ur foots

http://www.jin.ne.jp/proton/image/ketuatu.gif Take ur blood pressure when u take too much viagra

http://www.jin.ne.jp/proton/image/kankyou.gif overdose on viagra make bladder verry happy

http://www.jin.ne.jp/proton/image/syoku.gif flowers dance the flower dance

http://www.jin.ne.jp/proton/image/sanka.gif girl promotes bathing with brother

http://www.jin.ne.jp/proton/image/meneki.gif Shape fights Shape over coloring rights

ok see, that made perfect sence

ok anyway Sanka who is very 1337 and is now being worshipped as we speak, is selling coloring books in japan to warp little kids minds into buying more coffee http://www.kawai-juku.ac.jp/cd-rom/img/pac1-sanka.jpg ITs titled POKE-SANKA , cleverly enough the children dont know the diffrence!

Here we see a secret plan sanka has dropped in the water fountain http://www.goods.gr.jp/ec-k/eco/sanka.gif Plan to rob a diamond store? or world domination 1 country at a time! we will never know

here we see Sanka planting ideas into peoples head http://www.motherjones.com/hellraise...rum/sanka.jpeg If u ever SEE sanka he is a mind warper the only way to NOT LET him in ur mind is to think of milk, Sanka is afraid of milk and if u think about GOOD milk u will scare him, sanka will run, and hide, and take off his top, if he takes off his top! u steal his coffe brain.

UH OH, here we see mrs.lee trying for phone sexxor with sanka! little did she know! THEY ACCTULY CONNECTED HER TO THE KOREAN SANKA! http://www.bellmark.or.jp/undou/what...ges/sanka2.gif
evil phone sex sanka = http://kliman.com/gallery/images/fat%20man.jpg

Now i hope u have learned very much OF sanka, Now i must be departing as im on a mission to get sanka THIS RARE FOOD PRODUCT http://www.ohd.hr.state.or.us/eoe/lead/candy-mvc.jpg

PENGUIN OUT *Throws papers across room and slams door*