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National Masturbation Month Reaches Climax On May 28
SAN FRANCISCO (Wireless Flash) – May has been declared “National Masturbation Month” by the Good Vibrations sex toy company.
But the annual event really reaches a climax on May 28, which is National Masturbation Day.

That’s when touchy-feely people all across America will be coming together for a good cause called the “Masturbate- A-Thon,” where they ask for pledges based on the length of time they pleasure themselves.

This year marks the 10th anniversary of National Masturbation Month and while most people will “celebrate” in private, organizer and sex expert Dr. Carol Queen expects at least 100 self-proclaimed self-lovers will gather in San Francisco for a hands-on charity event benefitting the Center for Sex and Culture.

Participants will have to provide their own toys, but Queen says there will be plenty of “lube and latex” for those who need them as well as a special “voyeur’s room” for the media.

Because it is a public event, participants shouldn’t ask others for “assistance” but Queen says it is permissible to ask for “support” or “inspiration.”

Maybe this guy was celebrating...

KANSAS CITY, Mo. -- A Kansas City man could face charges after a "flashing" incident involving a jumpsuit, some baby powder and a city bus.

The 48-year-old suspect allegedly boarded a bus at about 2:30 p.m. on Sunday near 63rd and Manchester.

Police said he was wearing a jumpsuit and was covered head-to-toe with baby powder.

Police said the man then unzipped the jumpsuit and started fondling himself on the bus.

The three other passengers complained, and the driver kicked the man off the bus.

As he was leaving, the powdered man allegedly hit the female driver in the face.

“It’s not odd. It does happen … not all the time but more than the public knows …,” said Metro Bus Dispatcher Ray Johnson.

Police caught up with the man not far from the scene. He could be charged with assault, damage to property and exposure.

Hahahaha. Dumb.

Ya I'm sure every month has multiple dedications, but the point is this one is Masterbation Month among others...

Haha

See how crazy us Kansas' City-aites are? We fucking fondle the shit out of our testicles.

I will be celebrating. Will you?

Always.

Always.... Yes.

Did you know that if you don't masturbate/ejaculate for 3 days, you will have a 'wet' dream.

Maybe if you're a perverted freak..

Or completely normal.