John Paul reborn as ‘Incredible Popeman’
 

BOGOTA, Colombia - Pope John Paul II is being reborn in a Colombian comic book as a superhero battling evil with an anti-devil cape and special chastity pants.

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Bwahahaha "chastity pants". That's awesome. I'm glad people can have a little fun with their faith.

I think it's funny as fuck. I'm definitely buying the comic. But a few people I've told this about are all shocked and upset with it.

The pope mobile will make a return!

Will it have lots of cool crimefighting gizmos like the Batmobile??

Nope, but it will likely speak 28 different languages.

Oh. Will he have a sidekick then?

Hope it wouldn't be a little boy :(

Robin!! Bonus points: tights!