My Horoscope for today
 

Your companion for the evening, or significant other, seems to have a lot on their mind tonight. So much, in fact, that you're having trouble getting their undivided attention. There's only one thing to do -- but you'd better be sure you're in private when you do it: Give them a personal lap dance. Oh, and once you have their undivided attention? Well, it's up to you what you do with it.

R-ight...

Check Ebaums for today Pisces.

Quite a shame that I'm not a Pisces... :weird:

Yeah, but I am...