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Originally Posted by Sovereign
Does someone have a gun to your head forcing you to read a thread that has its title set as "IM STONED", or "IM BAKED". No? Quit bitching. You don't like it, fine, Ignore it. It's not going to stop so why continue to make a big deal out of it.
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But I'm doped down dead as fuck, yo. Check it, I'm tight of the hizeel. I got capped by at least 7 grams...err, bullets and that makes me down. I just had to get on the internet and boast about it yo. I got shot like 50 times today. And I'm not even counting from last week when I was so dead I couldn't even wake up till the next day, yo. Man, let me tell you a story.
So I was on my way like a good little boy to a friends house. Well it turns out my friend was badass, and had a huge-ass bong...I mean gun. And my friend was like, "Yo, this is some dope shit, you want to get hit by some of this shit?" And I was like, "Yo, no man, I'm bullet free. I ain't in the ghetto, yo." And he was like, "Try some of this shit yo. This is some good shit. It'll knock your ass out." And I was like, "Nigga please." And you know tha peer pressure always wins, so I was like, "Aiight, nigga, pull out the nine and cap me with one." At this point I was thinking I was ultra-badass, because only the realest motherfuckers can get capt with a nine, yo. Well, all of a sudden my friend pulls out his double-barrel shotgun. And I was like, "Yo nigga, shouldn't I try some of the little shit before I get into the big shit?" And he was like, "Nigga, you crazy. Nigga I swear to god, this is some of the best shit you is ever gonna have. I even laced it with some nine-milis, yo." And I was like, "Aiight," ya know, because being shot with a nine would've made me a ultra-badass, but this would make me a super-duper-flippity-floppity-flooping-ultra-badass. And so he shoots me. And after that I just flipped. I was so fucking dead it's not even funny. But then that nigga shot me again. That's how I died by them two shotgun shells. But man, I was so fuckin dead, we just started talkin about the craziest shit, cuz you know, he was dead too. We started talkin about religion and deep shit, yo. I swear to god, being shot by a couple of shells is no harm at all! Everyone should try it at some point in their life. So afterwards my friend is like, "man, is this your first time dying?" And I didn't want to look like a pussy, because dying is so bad-ass, so of course I was like, "Fuck nah, nigga." So my friend is like, "Yo, nigga, you ever tried a rocket sandwich?" And I was like, "Nah nigga, what the fuck is that shizzle?" And he was like, "Nigga try some of this stuff." And so he brought out a few Rocket sandwiches. No need to worry, because these rockets were from his garage, so we knew they were perfectly safe and couldn't harm us. Anyway, we were so dead by that time that we didn't know what the fuck we were doing, yo. Nigga, we just started doing some crazy shit. Anyway, we sat down on the table, and decided that it was time to eat our rocket sandwiches. But we were so dead by this time, we decided to eat them the south park way, yo. We wanted to see if we could eat the sandwiches up our ass, and regurgitate them from our mouth. And so here we are sitting on these two delicious-ass rocket-sandwiches. Anyway, I got one up in there pretty good. And then the shit hit me. I was like, "Yo man, this shit is da muthafuckin bomb, yo. I'm hallucinatin and shit. Oh fuck, nigga, I just killed yo muthafuckin moms. Bahh well. We dead too, so that's quite aiight mah nigga. Nigga, hit me up with another one of them Rocket sandwiches." And that's how I got them two Rockets lodged way up in my ass. I wouldn't reccomend rocket sandwiches unless you have a strong stomach. And so I was on my way home, but I was like, "Nigga I done did everything already, I might as well take some nines." And so I shot myself nine times with the nine, until I just felt like I was about to OD, which would be okay since I was dead. Anyway, now I'm home, and I'm tellin yall, my best internet buddies, whom I must impress so that my dick can get a massage from a girl. I just had to let y'all know, I am one crazy-super-duper-flippity-floppity-floopying-mayo-mayo-muthafuckin-badass!
