heaven vs. hell basketball game
 

hell would have the devil and hitler and other evil dead guys pitted against
jesus and moses and other holy guys.

Like it was said in South Park, heaven has a population of ~1024, while hell is around 600 billion. Hell has all the ex-NBA players, including Wilt. Even Jesus can't beat Wilt (I'm Black Jesus, so I'd know). Hell wins, 185-12.

but noah would get all the heaven players in a boat and flood the arena knocking all of hell off its feet

Animals can't play basketball. Unless their first name is Bugs. And last name is Bunny.

Jesus is all-powerful. End of story.

true that

hell cannot win when jesus comes in with a gatling gun and says, "you will all be terminated" and blows them all back to hell.

Have you heard of Wilt Chamberlain?

Are you guys fucking serious...

I mean really..

"Yeah, well everyone knows that most of the people are stuck in Purgatory." (Catholics suck)

i am not catholic

I wasn't sure that this thread could get off topic but somehow it has. Its sad either way.

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