Omg My Teacher Just Said:
 

My friend Brad Hull sits in the back of the class, next to another 'fella with the last name Hull.

My teacher was using him as an example, his last name rather. He was demonstrating how some last names can be similar (OMG!) but got confused...

"You need an ass for holes"

Don't ask me how he confused that, I don't know. Something with "ask" and "hull".

I hope you enjoyed that little analdote.

Isn't the word "anecdote"? Either way: <3

Lol with ice cream sprinkled with chocolate ex-lax.

Speaker of which, my ice cream man avatar is back.

My teacher called me a "shit-head" before...
It actually wasn't my regular teacher, it was a teacher on call <3.

w33t...

I remember one time...my tearcher said "ass"!!!

isn't that amazing?

One time I bludgeoned my teacher to death with her own feces.

What a newb...

I suffocated my teacher with my bosom.

omfg, Keylon is a dumbass, dude. I hate him~

One time myself and two others were debating with our teacher about something, and then the teacher yells "Bull Shit" really really loud. We then start laughing for the next 2 minutes as he sort of storms out of the room embarrassed to hell. Mind you this is a Christian high school.

Interesting.

i thought he was gonna say you need a haircut (unless you play soccer)

This thread has contributed nothing to my daily allowance of "funny".

IS that your fault or mine?

Fatty.

It's your fault, whore. You need to own Keylon hard.

Your fault, numbnuts. I have a great sense of humor, and this topic is terrible. To quote Homer Simpson: "Stupid Insolence! Be more funny!"

Haha insolence9

Your post wasn't funny.

I am apauled(I mispelled that omg!), to quote Benjamin Franklin "Raziel, more like Rasuckswang!"

Are you gay?