I'm eatin colonerls chicken...
 

mmm....finger lickin good

Wwwww.heres mah cowfee?

Alright, done...what was my time coach?

Hold on...almost done...

Hate to break it to you, but those weren't drumsticks you were sucking on...it was my penis.

Mantra's only a Lieutenant Colonel, Kaos.

Kaos, Don't quadruple post.

KFC sucks. -.-. Well their chicken does anyway.

It's not even chicken. It's a biologically engineered freak of nature. Imagine a five-foot log of chicken meat with drumsticks and wings growing off of it. No head, no neck, no feathers. Just a train of genetically-tampered-with chicken meat. That's why Kentucky Fried Chicken had to shorten their name to just "KFC". They don't technically sell "chicken" anymore.

Now you know why you get sick every time you eat it. It's not because it's just shitty chicken, it's because you're eating a freak of nature, and your body doesn't appreciate it.

Draw a picture of the chicken log to give us a good idea of what we're licking off of our fingers?

I've never seen the thing. Read the book Fast Food Nation. It will tell you everything you want to know.

The twister is godly. Everything else, is bad for the most part.