Hey!
 

You porking nerds who live in their mothers basement playing DND with themselves and fondling elf chick statuettes, why don't ya do something more valueable! Like lose weight or build muscles! http://www.strengthspeed.com/ has all you need to do this! Information, dvds, and other great stuff!

You're calling other people fat nerds? Haha....hahaha......HAHAHAHA!!

Laugh all you want, I'm getting extra credit for this =D

And I know how stupid it was. But I'm doing it differently for every forum I advertise at.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
omfg leet hax

Translation: I have no friends whatsoever so I am going to try and be an attention whore on internet forums where people hate me.

Translation: I just want extra credit for the one day I didnt' dress out. Now click the link you assmunch.

Translation:

I am gay.

Doing advertisement differently on different forum is still advertisement.

This is spam. <-----

Lol just grav!

and sov, and penguin =/

Don't forget me, I'm the gayest of them all!

I just posted my pic lolol

omgwtfbbq?

be honest, how many of you actually clicked the link?

To be honest, I didn't even read your post.

Hahahhaa kagom is fagt.

I want to play WoW, leader, c'mon make WoW come out sooner.

Oogaboogaalakazaam

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Cheetos are good.