The return of Pleasant/Unpleasant.
 

In case you don't remember, in Pleasant/Unpleasant threads you're supposed to post your message in a pleasant way, and again in an unpleasant way. Observe:


Pleasant:

I sure love posting threads in Zelaron. It sure is a bona fide forum!

Unpleasant:

God I fucking hate these forums.

Pleasant: Hellz yeah, I'm getting some pussy tonight.

Unpleasant: She's only a 15 year old freshmen. (Me being 17)

Pleasant: There are alot of ways to troubleshoot backup problems.


Unpleasant: I FUCKING HATE Veritas 8.6. Remove the media from the portal my ass. EAT SHIT you fucking program.

Pleasant: I had sushi for dinner last night.

Unpleasant: I had sushi for dinner last night.

Pleasant: Pussy is pussy.

Unpleasant: She's a freshman.

Pleasant: Boston Won

Unpleasant: No hockey

Pleasant:

This is an how pleasant/unpleasant posts should be: full sentences, and not simple subjects. But it's OK, you guys didn't know that, and it's only human. I love you!

Unpleasant:

What the fuck are you idiots doing? Do your pleasant/unpleasant posts right, or get the fuck out of my thread.

Pleasent: Please don't think, mention or join Mobb Deep. Please don't think, mention or join Biggie. Please don't think, mention or join Bad Boy's staff, record label, or their club. And if you like Bad Boy then I will be displeased with you. Please don't think, mention or join Chino XL. Please don't think about any of these other unpleasent people either. All of you other people I don't like you. I hope you perish quite slowly. My gun might shoot you or your kin. These other people can't be like us or even be on the same level as us. We're are the great people representing the Westside till our death. Out here in California, we might have to warn you, you might be assaulted by one of the members of our club. We do our job. You think your club is the best but ours is. We have people that are willing to do anything for our club, and many other people like us. Our stuff sells. You laugh because our staff protects itself. When we make records they are sold. But people that aren't cool don't know real talent when they see it. We're the best. I will ignore the people that aren't cool. We might kill Bad Boy.

Unpleasent: Fuck Mobb Deep, Fuck Biggie, Fuck abd boy as a staff record label and as a muthafuckin crew and if u wanna be down with bad boy then fuck u 2. chino xl fuck u 2. all u muthafuckas, fuck u 2. all yall muthafuckas fuck u die slow muthafucka my fo-fo make sho' all ur kids don't grow. U muthafuckas cant be us or see us we muthefuckin thug-life ridahz westside till i die. out here in california nigga we warn u we bomb on u muthafuckas. u think u the mob we the muthafuckin mob. aint nothin but killaz and real niggaz all u muthafuckas feel us. our shits gonna triple in 4 quads. u niggaz laugh cuz our staff got guns in they muthafuckin belts. u know how it is when we drop records they felt. u niggaz cant feel it. we the realest. fuck em. we bad boy killaz.

Pleasant: Hey MJ, that post was slightly displeasing to read. I didn't appreciate it very much. Please cart you and your persons of African descent back to the continent in which you came from. Please take Hip Hop, and the other facets of American existence that you have corrupted back to your continent with you.

Unpleasant: That post was black as fuck. I am real pissed...... Get the fuck out of America... and go back to Africa. Take of your nigger-noise with you, and the rest of America that you ruined. Chad Johnson can stay, but the rest of you knuckle dragging fucks can die.


P.S. Just kidding MJ, I love you.

Pleasant: It's my birthday and I got a really nice digital camera.

Unpleasant: Another year old? FUCK OFF!

Pleasant: Kagom Jack is happy and flowery.

Unpleasant: Kagom Jack is an assramming fagnut.

Pleasant: King amazon got a new mousey!

unpleasant: The mousey is probabaly going to kill him in his sleep.

pleasant: Zelaron is Cool

unpleasent: Zelaron is full of fucking idiots like urself ;)

Pleasant: Wow, you're funny.

Unpleasant: Hypocritical cunt nugget.

Pleasant: I'm going to a kickass party tonight. Girls, drinks, bud, everything will be there.

Unpleasant: Nothing, fuckers!

Pleasant: I got some pictures from rehearsal today!

Unpleasant: Then I fucking got sick and called to get a ride to no avail and had to ask a fellow cast member to get me home and then I see all this stupid shit roaming around in which you little shitheads can't be happy!

Well, I went to that party last night, and..

Pleasant: That party was so kickass. Girls, drinks, pot, anything you want you could of had.

Unpleasant: It was my first time drinking in a year and I puked everywhere.

Pleasant: That sounds like fun Than.

Unpleasant: Were you on the fucking rag? HA HA HA You little dipshit!

Pleasant: On the rag?

Unpleasant: Screw you, ya little bisexual mother f*cker. Go back to Arab ASAP. Clean that semen out of your mouth, mantra doesn't like it when you don't clean up.

Pleasant: Yes, on the rag. I don't have a definition at hand, for that, I am truly sorry :(

Unpleasant: Fuck you, you sorry little assmunch. I'm not from Arabia dumbass. Just fucking die already.