Have you ever been in a fist fight?
 

Have you, or have you not... tell your story.

Nope, never really had to. I've had a few close calls though.

One situation involved someone being a little twat, and me letting him know damn well that he was being a little twat. After that, he kept saying he was going to kick my ass, but like two weeks later he apologized for acting like a twat.

Another time I snapped some dude with a towel and he threw a piss fit and told me if I did it again he was going to kick me in the face....so I did it again. A date and place was set up but he backed out of it at the last second.

Yes, very shortly...soon it turned into ultimate fighting tho......then into a free for all when both side's homies got involved.......left that with a couple purple spots on my face and all ver my back

The other day... at a school football game... a student staff guy, who is a year older than me decided that he was a fucking police... so as he is trying to break up some playfull moshing/mild rioting in the stands... I push him and tell him to "Shut the fuck up"... he less then kindly refuses. He obviously has some anger issues, and he flips out and tries to attack me. I have no friends nearby... this guy is bigger than me... much bigger. The only thing gaurding me now is 2 feet of distance, and a reputation. Thankfully, the latter was sufficient. I wouldn't really care if I got the shit kicked out of me... as long as I didn't lose any teeth. But as he lunged... three guys that I hardly know grab him and say "Calm the fuck down!" and "We've got your back Chris". Now as I am standing behind 6-10 large guys with a look of shrugging disbelief on my face.. as if to say "what the fuck are you going to do?"

So basically, I was a badass... and won what could have been a blood fight without lifting a finger.

ive gotten in too many to count. I really hate fighting though because it solves nothing, IMO. But yeah, ill tell you one. I was at this stupid gay ass party that my ex-gf dragged me to. Then she has this friend that hella jocks her, and she didnt tell me about it and she would hang out with him. Well, i asked her about it and she told me they were just friends. not more than an hour later, I find her making out with him. The guy was some "i can bench like 400 pounds" so when i lost my cool, he did too. I ended up with a bloody nose, black eye, and near broken jaw. But the other guy went to the hospital. Since he swung first, i got off as defending myself.

Yes, but not anything major like with K-R. And I'll say this much... getting face planted by having two people run past you with a 30 foot thick rope that hits your ankles is much, much more painful and much more amusing.

I was at a party one night and was drunk past the fuckin test. I was in this room with some girl and we were fuckin around and shit. My friend comes and knocks on the door and i'm like WTF. He says you better get out here dude. I stumble out of the room and down the hall. I guess my friend got a gay dude to take him to buy a case of beer. When he got back this kid was like you roll with faggots dawg? And started talkin all this shit. I walk up to him and was just like wtf is your problem dude fuck you. He starts runnin his mouth sayin, "I roll with gangstas dawg" and all this other lame shit. He suddenly out of nowhere suckerpunches me in the cheek. We end up down on the ground somehow. I get some hits on him. And my friend is fighting his friend some random black guy. Were about to beat the dudes ass and his pussy ass pulls out a golf stick without the club, hits my other friend in the arm so we just left. Now I was wasted, my friend was rollin, and my other friend was tripping. If we would have all been tottaly sober like him, we would have stomped the shit out of them. God I hate drugs.

Not since 3rd Grade.

I seem to give off an aura of... something.

I can walk thru the Barrio and have walked thru the middle of a gang and not even a word is said to me. I don't understand it, I'm not terribly impressive (I don't think).

lol volls, anyway I haven't been in a fist fight in like forever it seems. It was me vs. my brother not a really good fight but we ended up better after it, I think. Maybe all siblings need to do this?

REPRESENT G!

Not really any real fist fights, but I've fought some black belts who take their karate a bit too seriously...

Needless to say I got pummelled, and those super-powerful kicks to the shins hurt pretty badly too.

Yea. I've been in plenty of fights.

I guess when I was obsessed with wwf wrestling( i was like 7) me and my brother would fight (he was like 11) but since it's all fake, i guess you wouldn't consider it one.

Not really any fist fights cause the guy never hit back cause he didn't believe in violence but he always talked about beating the crap out of me and getting revenge. Some stupid kid on the bus that gets beaten up all the time. I kicked his ass all last year but kinda stopped cause it got old. He knows not to fuck with me those this year even though he is still getting his ass kicked by other people lol. :haha:

Only one. I was in Colorado on vacation, and I'm hanging at the pool. I decide to jump in, and I "accidently" jump onto this kid who had been dunking me all day. He's like "What's your problem!!?!?" I sort of shrug it off and start walking toward the hot tub. He comes up and hits me right in the kidney. I'm sort of stunned, but then I turn around, I punched him in the sternum several times, nicked his head cuz he ducked, and then tackled him. He then proceeds to choke me when I go away to the hot tub again, so after a few hits from him to me in the face, I punch him so many times in the face. His face was purple, mine not much better. By this time a few other guys I'm hanging with come up and break it up. My back hurt for a little, and face hurt for a day, but it was somewhat fun. Kid outweighed me by about 100 pounds, but then again I only way 140.

Do you realize how much of a faggot that made you sound like? What's your address...

Agreed. People like you disgust me.

Quite a few actually. I think a wrote a thread or two about some of the good ones that happened to me over the past few years too.

One time I punched someone pretty hard on the head causing him to turn blind for like 30 minutes...apparently he had some problems with his eyesight I didnt know about and it had happened before. I got really scared cause I thought I had really knocked the guy blind :S. This was 4 years ago and I havent been in any fight since.

Well, there was one time, but it doesn't really count. I was at my friend's b-day in 3-5th grade, I forget. So we were wrestling on his trampoline with teams. I just happened to be on a team with only one other person who was a nerd. I was like, SHIT. So just about 10 people kept beating me up. I got so fucking pissed, I went beserk. I nailed everyone off me and started tackling and punching my friends. Sure, it was for fun, but holy shit, I never even knew I had it in me at that time.