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w00t.ace 2004-09-12 11:58 AM

what would you do?
 
Okay, lemme just say one thing. I used to go to blizzhackers and i saw this there. And i have to say, everyone who responded to it was a cruel, heartless, bastard. Okay, what would you do, if your child was a retard?I would just keep him/her and care for him/her, but some people seem to think differently. Discuss.

Lenny 2004-09-12 12:01 PM

Deep stuff. I'd care for them.

Grav 2004-09-12 01:18 PM

Depends if I have my device yet.

Slim 2004-09-12 01:38 PM

I'd name him zagggon, that's what I'd do.

Demosthenes 2004-09-12 01:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Slim
I'd name him zagggon, that's what I'd do.

I would advise against doing so. I might spontaneously shove a knife through its throat, if you do that. I gave you a fair warning. Don't hold me responsible for my actions.

Grav 2004-09-12 02:04 PM

Don't worry, I've got my box of KABOOOM! Cereal.

Slim 2004-09-12 02:19 PM

That's the point.

Demosthenes 2004-09-12 02:25 PM

Quote:

What's blue and thrashes about on the floor?
A baby playing in a plastic bag.
You could just save me some trouble and find out if that quote above is true.

Slim 2004-09-12 02:26 PM

While we're on dead baby jokes...

What's grosser than a trashcan full of dead babies?
A live one in the bottom eating his way out.

tokill.ace 2004-09-12 02:27 PM

I'd treat him with respect and do everything he needs.

Demosthenes 2004-09-12 02:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tokill.ace
I'd treat him with respect and do everything he needs.

Before I killed it.

wilma 2004-09-12 03:14 PM

I would care for it still.

Dead Baby jokes:
Whats the difference between 1000 dead babies and a cadillac?
















































I dont have a cadillac in my garage

Jamesadin 2004-09-12 03:17 PM

I heard this one:

Whats the difference between a dead baby and the boogyman?




I don't have a boogyman under my bed.

w00t.ace 2004-09-12 03:52 PM

Hey guys, maybe could you post your dead baby jokes somewhere else? And please post without jokes, i wanna hear your guys' views.

Sovereign 2004-09-12 04:23 PM

I'd take care of him just as I would a normal child. Retarded or not, he/she is my child.

Demosthenes 2004-09-12 04:45 PM

In all honesty, I would love the kid just like I would love any of my other kids. Techniques for raising him might be different, as I would have to adjust to his specific needs, but I would love him/her just the same.

KagomJack 2004-09-12 04:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by w00t.ace
Okay, lemme just say one thing. I used to go to blizzhackers and i saw this there. And i have to say, everyone who responded to it was a cruel, heartless, bastard. Okay, what would you do, if your child was a retard?I would just keep him/her and care for him/her, but some people seem to think differently. Discuss.

I'd definitely take care of the child. Just because they are retarded does not mean they are less deserving of life or love.

slaynish 2004-09-12 07:34 PM

Meh.

I'd take care of it, all the same, protect it and everything.

I'd then get HELLA buff, and when people pick on my retarted kid, i'd knock the FUCK out of them. Third grade or not, that shit is bullshit!

w00t.ace 2004-09-12 08:03 PM

You guys would not believe some of the crazy stuff the people in blizzhackers were saying, and some of them were seriously being honest, "I'd take it out back and have a picture of a clown on my 12-gauge and say smile! Then blast it's head off." and stuff about how they think all "retards" should be put into those gas chambers that hitler used on the jews and stuff.

platnum 2004-09-12 08:07 PM

How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles?
Nail his other hand the the floor.


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