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Demosthenes 2004-08-26 09:45 PM

How much Money does Michael Jordan make
 
- Jordan will make over $300,000 a game, $10,000 a minute assuming he averages about0 minutes a game.

- Assuming $40 mil in endorsements next year, he'll be making $178,100 a day (working or not)!

- Assuming he sleeps 7 hours a night, he makes $52,000 every night while visions of sugarplums dance in his head.

- If he goes to see Independence Day, it'll cost him $7.00, but he'll make $18,550 while he's there.

- If he decides to have a 5 minute egg, he'll make $618 while boiling it.

- He makes $7,415/hr more than minimum wage (after the wage hike)

- He'll make $3,710 while watching each episode of Friends.

- If he wanted to save up for a new Acura NSX ($90,000) it would take him a whole 12 hours.

- If someone were to hand him his salary and endorsement money, they would have to do it at the rate of $2.00 every second.

- A quickie will net him $1855.

- He'll probably pay around $200 for a nice round of golf, but will be 'reimbursed' $33,390 for that round.

- He could take 1/100,000th of his income and buy some poor college student 5200 packages of Ramen.

- Assuming he puts the federal maximum of 15% of his income into his tax deferred account (401k), he will hit the federal cap of $9500 for such accounts at 8:30 a.m. on January 1st, 1997.

- If you were given a tenth of a penny for every dollar he made, you'd be living comfortably at $65,000 a year.

- He'll make about $19.60 while watching the 100 meter dash in the Olympics.

- He'll make about $15,600 while the Boston Marathon is being run.

- While the common person is spending about $20 for a meal in his trendy Chicago restaurant, he'll pull in about $5600.

- Next year, he'll make more than twice as much as all of our past presidents for all of their terms combined.

And something to cheer you up after all of this. . . - Jordan will only have to have this income for 270 more years to have a net worth equivalent to that of Bill Gates. . .

Or does that make you more sick?

HandOfHeaven 2004-08-26 09:47 PM

Just for the hell of it, that is old. Still funny though.

-Spector- 2004-08-26 10:11 PM

I make that much too ya know...

zeal311 2004-08-26 11:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mjordan2nd
And something to cheer you up after all of this. . . - Jordan will only have to have this income for 270 more years to have a net worth equivalent to that of Bill Gates. . .

Or does that make you more sick?

That definetly makes me more sick. I hate the ridiculously wealthy.

Sovereign 2004-08-27 04:39 AM

heh heh heh.

Medieval Bob 2004-08-27 07:35 AM

Old is an understatement.

Jordan makes $0 per game. He's retired...

Good numbers though.

Mantralord 2004-08-27 08:16 AM

I am a member of the communist party.

platnum 2004-08-27 02:49 PM

Whats that have to do with this thread?

iceman887 2004-08-27 03:02 PM

can you tell me how he makes money by just eating something or watching something?

Grav 2004-08-27 03:22 PM

Are you a Maoist?

HandOfHeaven 2004-08-27 05:03 PM

Are you retarded?

tokill.ace 2004-08-27 05:06 PM

I think IT is.

HandOfHeaven 2004-08-27 05:10 PM

Dumb Dumb. It even says how he makes it. Let me make it nice and easy for you to read.
Quote:

Originally Posted by Mjordan2nd
- Assuming $40 mil in endorsements next year, he'll be making $178,100 a day (working or not)!


iceman887 2004-08-27 05:27 PM

whats a maoist

Demosthenes 2004-08-27 05:28 PM

Someone who believes in the ideologies of Mao Zedong (SP?)

iceman887 2004-08-27 05:33 PM

what does that have to do with me being stupid?

Penny_Bags 2004-08-27 05:35 PM

Someone who is an ideology.


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