Zelaron Addicted
 

I'M A ZELARY ADDICT!


I don't need a doctor, I don't need a drugstore
I don't need an injection, I need to put the Zelar' on.

Got me in a cold sweat, I don't need no cigarette
Sh sh sh shakin' like a jelly fish, I need an internet connectix

There's no doubt that I miss nowt, a PC I can't do without
Anything you get on yer Forum I'll watch it...

CHORUS:
I'm a zelly, I'm a zelly,zelly I'm addicted
zelly I'm a zelly, I can tell I am addicted
I'm a zelly, I'm a zelly, zelly I'm addicted
zelly I'm a zelly, I can tell I am addicted

I like to keep a step ahead, a PC in the garden shed
& with a connection in the bog, I never miss the epilogue

Dynasty or Daktari, a useless post by the Tory party
Celebrity squares, blind date, who cares, I'll read it...

I'm a zelary...(guitar bit)

It's no surprise I've got square eyes, anyone could predict
I'm forum mad, I'm a zelary addict!

I'm a man in great pain, the box is on the blink again
I don't need no morphine, I need a monitor screen

Spamies, there's no degrees,
I'll even read a post if it's in Chinese
A thread from the Queen, though I'm not very keen. I'll read it...

I'm a zelary...
Coz I'm addicted


Based from a TOY DOLLS song ' I'm a telly addict ' in ' Absurd Ditties' album

Hahaha... that's funny...

HAHAHAHA

That's really scary :)
You should all sing that song and try to raise some money for the Zelaron fund :D

haha very cool

lol thats awesoem

I'll go out on the curb and start singing that! brb! lol

lol tell us when ur back!

record that song plz ! :]
it's cool...

but be sure to give it a good beat

yeah, don't make it gay...

that would ruin the whole point...

the story of our lives haha

lol nice one

we have lives?

haha

oh and buy the way my banc the sholifters are going to try and put some music to the lyrics and i will post the mp3 soo we can lissin to it over and ove yea weeeeeee

I understood none of that thatdude

That'd be pretty tight, although I highly doubt we'll get a record deal copying someone else.

lol, hmm I smell a bribe coming on...