Zelaron Gaming Forum - Looking for a wallpaper. Help?

If anyone feels bored or thinks (s)he needs to be creative, I'm looking to get a wallpaper that says something to the effect of the following.

The few...
The proud...
The SGTs.

My job title is a GIS (geographic information systems) Technician. There are four of us that work across the building from all the other GIS guys. We're nearly the only people in the building without our own desks and cubicles. We're on a table directly in front of four fax machines, between 3 printers and a copy machine. Thus, we are the SGTs (segregated GIS technicians).

Anyhow, the prettier, or more creative, or more um... awesome, the better. No profanity or anything else non work-friendly. No rush, as I've already made a crappy one in paint. Thanks in advance.

Post if you think you may want to do something.