Diablo 2 LoveLine
 

I have a level 95 paladin in need of love.

Very strong, shy, likes to take long walks on the beach. Also prefers slaughtering small evil Fallen. He's lonely and looking for a nice zon with lots of cleavage. Also likes to smoke pot...prefers healing pots though.

PLEASE RESPOND IF INTERESTEd!

my level 70 barb went queer after the new patch. The purple armor he wears shines brilliantly as he is proud to be a homosexual. Although he's never been with anyone (ambiguous) he might be interested. likes healing pots and pot too. Although he aint a zon, he says he will be your zon. Has big muscles and purple armor. response will be greatly appreciated.

You created this barb? Kill it NOW!

Got a lvl 81 necro just a waitin for you!! Alive or dead, frostbourne is your man. This wonderfully pale, exquisit example of a freak, is ready to do your evil, necromantic bidding. Hes free. And ladies, hes a sure bet to knock you dead...then revive you...and then have some more fun with you ;)

I might consider ONLY if he gets breast implants.

I'm in shock.

I can't even decide if I should close this, or just ignore it...

This is almost exactly like my starcraft thread, on which female characte in the game youd bone. Remember that!? leave it open, have some fun lol

and if you close it ill just reopen it because sovereign>vollstrecker :P

IGNORE or JOIN!

No jokes about Amazon's Decoy and Druid's morphing?

No, it's actually Vollstrecker > Sovereign. Chruser just doesn't know that yet.

Don't forget, I pwn you.
http://zelaron.com/forum/showthread.php?t=28368

Pft get off the meth .

http://ubermensch.ws/members/knight/...in_diablo2.JPG
You know you like that stuff.

DUDE! You never told me you got a girlfriend!

Oh sorry, i coulda sworn you were on my notification mailing list!

Stop dragging the thread off-topic, asshat. :p

Fine -_-

http://www.holgilein.de/schauda/vers...dle_finger.jpg

I hate you -_- :P

Stop flirting you two :X

But what about his man-boobies? And that loincloth has gotta be fricken awesome. ^_^
What about a sorc? She too much for you?

I had a feeling but I didn't say anything :-P.