I just changed a light bulb.
 

I'm not lying... I just did. Discuss.

Wow, thats incredible! How long did it take you? Does it work properly? This is mind envoking!

Seven years, 86 days, 4 hours, 17 minutes, and 15 seconds. It works alright but occaisionally there is a brain searing electromagnetic pulse eminating from it.

How did you do it?

It took a lot of research into advanced quantum physics and college-level thermodynamics. I had to first build a fusion reactor to power the light bulb construction device. Once that was built I had to finish writing the code for the subroutines to assimilate the raw materials into a lamp. Once the lamp was created I had to figure a way to hook it to the power source. This is where the quantum physics comes in. I had to create the holding device so that when the light was created, it would refract on the lens and bend into the fabric of time to cause the light to actually come on roughly one millisecond before the device actually gains power. I would go into more detail about what I have discovered, but it's really quite complicated.

How many watts is it?

One hundred and eighty-six thousand five hundred and seventy.

Is that real ultimate power?

Good job Robotic!

This is amazing. This means he broke character and did something.

I want proof damnit. Take a pic of that lucky light bulb.

wow

Splended indeed!

http://www.kernanassoc.com/bulb.jpg

Was it a dead sexy lightbulb?

Yes, yes it is.

Splendeed!

Three cheers for Robotic! Hip hip hooray..! You get the point..

I like the big light bulbs better then the little ones.

I change light bulbs all the time.At least you didn't get electrocuted