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The wittiest thing you've ever said
Or should've said.
Have to supply or situation or it's stupid, unfunny, and I hate you for it. |
It's not as if I have to remember these things. Every time I open my mouth it's like being graced by the brilliant beauty of an angel. It comes naturally.
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I feel pretty, oh so pretty. I feel pretty and witty and bright!
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*chainsaw revs*
You jackasses ruined my thread! Maybe it's the Grand Theft Auto speaking but I'M GONNA KILL YOU! |
"ShutTFU" would be mine.
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You... monster
Picture's worth a thousand words! |
Snuffy! You killed him!
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The meaning of life is 42.
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No it isn't it's 42.
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"Go back to Arab."
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Why don't you come over here, sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?
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...by which I mean your vagina
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... With my penis.
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No clue, there's been so many witty things I've said. Probably "Insolence is Uneducated Wit" but that took absolutely no thought.
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Mom: Clean your room
Me: Ok. |
Over the years I've noticed since engaging in online activities such as these forums, I've grown quite knowledgable in flaming people in real life. It actually owns... like my sis. She just shuts up after a couple seconds of arguing... There's no point to arguing with me...
Argh, my life is chess board... |
This one person was all up in arms, yelling at me: "I deserve respect from you!" and I said "You need to give respect to deserve it." The table went "Ooooooo". It was pretty witty I think. Thats the only one I can think of at the moment though.
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Proving packies are ugly is pretty witty... You see porn, midget porn, fat porn... foot porn.. ANIMAL porn.. Packy Porn, Russian porn.. any other kinds of porn.. but since when do you see PACKY porn... think about it
Animal porn, pissing porn, fat porn is there.. all gross.. but packy porn is just totally.. ugh... theres my point, you never see that shit around.. thats cuz its gross :(... well i have to admit.. some of them are pretty attractive but.. some earent, oh btw im not racist... i just think paki women are :(.... but again they earent all ugly |
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