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Doofus_AW 2003-12-16 03:01 PM

Not a bad joke.
 
Little Nancy was in the garden filling up a hole in the dirt,
When her neighbor peered over the fence. Interested in what the youngster was up to, he politely asked, "What are you
doing there, Nancy?"

"My goldfish died," replied Nancy tearfully without
looking up, "and I've just buried him."

The neighbor was very concerned. "That's an awfully big hole for a
goldfish, isn't it?"

Nancy patted down the last heap of dirt then replied,
"That's because he's inside your F***ing cat."

Sovereign 2003-12-16 04:09 PM

heh, 6 out of 10 stars doofus.

RoboticSilence 2003-12-16 04:35 PM

5 out of 10.. I'm taking a point off for censorship.

!King_Amazon! 2003-12-16 05:13 PM

Haha, wow, I loved it, 9.4/10.

KagomJack 2003-12-16 05:25 PM

i've heard it before, 8 out of 10

zagggon 2003-12-16 05:26 PM

0,0

Grav 2003-12-16 06:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by zagggon
0,0

Technically that makes it 100 percent

Adrenachrome 2003-12-16 07:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RoboticSilence
5 out of 10.. I'm taking a point off for censorship.

I took 3 points, Now its a 4.

!King_Amazon! 2003-12-16 07:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GravitonSurge
Quote:

Originally Posted by zagggon
0,0

Technically that makes it 100 percent

If you're saying 0/0 is 100 percent, I'd have to disagree with you.

Mydogisyourdog 2003-12-16 07:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GravitonSurge
Quote:

Originally Posted by zagggon
0,0

Technically that makes it 100 percent

actually it doesnt even count cuz u cant have any number divided by zero. No solution :-/

Demosthenes 2003-12-16 09:12 PM

It was pretty funny...lol.

RoboticSilence 2003-12-16 09:17 PM

0/0 is a paradox.. stfu. It's 100% and 0%. It's 100% of nothing and 0% of anything.

timmay1113 2003-12-16 11:36 PM

Yeah that makes a lot of sense....

iceman887 2003-12-17 03:19 PM

i dont think it was too funny unless im not getting something, was suppose to be a simple joke? from the jokes ive heard, i usually have to "get" something

Kuja 2003-12-17 04:03 PM

That was funny.

Xenn 2003-12-18 03:13 PM

Would've been funnier without the swear.

sheerx 2003-12-18 05:28 PM

its pertty good.. hey 8/10 is fair
fresh joke


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