:D Canada conspiracy theory
 

I was listening to "Blame Canada" from South Park. And I heard a hidden message: Canada will start World War III alongside with Russia. Then I figured out that the Japanese Yakuza will also be in on this. They will soon come and aim a nuclear warhead at us and then Israel. They're gonna come and kill me now...bye :D

Of course, no one will beleive this because ppl think we are ^o^ and this is why Canada will :bitch: the world! We will :Postal: the man outside canada and fat woman arround the world. Then we will make :whore: out of the rest and have lot of :sex:. AHAHAH! My plan will go like i wanted and you will ALL :fire: in hell!

They are only coming for you because you are part of the anti-canadian movement.

:o I am apart of M.A.C. (Mothers against Canada) and T.A.C. (Teens Against Canada). So they now have a reason :(

I like Canada.

I don't really give a shit about any countries, only the people are important in my eyes.

I'm Canadian, well former Canadian, and it sucks ass in canada, and it sucks ass in america, Im' sure it sucks ass in every country but New Zeland cause there are only sheep:)

canadas the best but we wont bomb us cause the nuke would have a ripple effect on us and we all die 2

GOOD POINT.

We Canucks should invade another country some time just because we could. I mean, who would believe it?

Haha! that would be funny.