Hey, ET is...
 

an illegal MEXICAN alien. I mean, come on! Did you hear his voice? ET phone 'ome! phone 'ome! (I hope I have offended none on this site)

I have the movie, and watched it many times when i was a kid. He is not from mexico. Mexicans do not have glowing fingers or special powers. This is now officially the worst conspiracy i have ever heard.

ET scared the hell out of me when I was a kid. It made me think that shit could come to life. :eek: I refuse to watch it ever again!




:flipper: Woo! Watch that Penguin dance!

omfg, I'm with you Jessifer. ET was some scary crap when I was a kid. I laugh at it now, but back then it scared the crap outta me.

Yes, ET scared a lot of us as kinder, but you know what, ET is an illegal mexican alien. Mexicans ON EARTH don't have his powers, but Mexicans on the planet Mexico do. Left that part out on puprose :D

And the mexicans on earth are late late generations of ET, they both are to stupid to realize what they should be getting payed for the amount of labor they do, both have big heads, big eyes, talk funny, have killer bud, and are both valued in the civilization that we and ET's know today. Simple fact yes? No, the maker of this thread should be castrated, this is no how a conspiracy and should be moved into the flame forum so i can have a little fun with it. Also for the people that dont realize it, my first few comments that go along with Kangom were a joke..

What if ET's fingers glowed because of all the Mexican showers? Old spice is a mutagen, ya know.

Lmfao grav, how ive missed your clever antics ^_^ I never knew Old Spice was mexican ~_^

They import it from hell.

No wonder people get so hot when smelling or wearing it!! The consipiricy has been un-vailed!

Someone move this to the conspiracy forum!

This is the worst conspiracy ever!

It was actually funny for me.. freakishly funny

You guyz are all wrong... Here is a picture of ET with his disguise on.
Easily recognized by looking at his hands!

no...that's not him...it looks different

The only thing I remember about ET was the scene where he releases all the frogs and kisses the girl and it has nothing to do with the rest of the movie.